Tik Tok Creator Wins Nobel Prize for Neurology After Proving Teenagers are ‘Brainless Morons’
Tik Tok Creator Zhang Yiming has just won the Nobel Prize in Neurology, for his app’s groundbreaking insight into the teenage brain. The popular video-sharing app is an amazing piece of software that (totally non invasively) tracks everything you do, then delivers that data to…
Officials Shut Down AISB, Citing ‘Over-the-Limit Gathering’ on Zoom
The American International School of Bucharest has been shut down until May 28, 2021, as punishment for holding a Zoom class of more than 16 participants. The police officer who arrived to the online scene, Mr. Bruno, says he was “shocked” when he entered the…
Opinion: We need plastic. I want bottled water because it’s easier and I don’t care.
Over the past few years, there has been quite the uproar regarding anything made out of the oh-so-scary material nobody wants to name: plastic. As a matter of fact, The Bite recently received an email from an avid participant in the anti-plastic movement, imploring us…